- Worked from 9:45 a.m. to 10:30 p.m.
- Engaging article about the challenging long-term investigation of the 2001 anthrax mail attacks -- an investigation that failed to find conclusive evidence and whose prime suspect committed suicide before being charged
- A "dense and healthy" population of endangered western lowland gorillas has been found in Cameroon!
- Hilarious titles of late-19th-century prohibitionist books
A man walks into a tailor's and says to him, "I need a cheap black suit by Saturday."
"What's the occasion?" the tailor asks.